if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via humorous-wifi)
“ You will be ‘too much’ for some people. Too loud, too soft. Too this, too that. But you’ll always be perfect for the peeple who need you. ”
me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
(via justhumorpics)
do ya future self a favor and work hard now
(via powerist)
*loves being independent and spending time with myself
*wants to get married Tomorrow
(via ugly)
hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time
(via approach)
“ I think part of the reason people take photos is because they’re afraid that moment will never happen again. ”
— (via head-circus)
(via subtle)